Ernest (promo, 1993)

You're a man! What do you get every time you watch Hey Burn It's Ernest on fam TV? I don't know, I burnt toast. Burnt toast perfectly burnt toast every time. Really? Yeah. Watch Hey Burn It's Ernest.

Sunday morning at 830 on fam TV. Secret time. The phone, the electronic game with the talking phones to win gold guys. Get clues, figure out which guy really likes you. It's not worth a half.

Bye guys. What do you say? My secret. He's not at the beach. See you later, guys. It's Dan. Dan, my man. You're right. I really like you. Yes! Dream phone. The hot electronic talking phone game.

It's for you. There's only room of course for Mortal Kombat. And if you think Mortal Kombat is awesome now, what do you play with Game Gene? Because if you don't, you'll never know how to play.

It's cost less. You've sold separately for most video game systems. Free Mortal Kombat Game Gene codes J-Codes at participating retailers supplies and the new TV room. So, I'm a screen-jane! It's the Joe's new secret weapon, the ArmorBot!

It's got a mind and a voice of its own! Cobras, strange new weapons are no match for the ArmorBot's Crushing River! Well, pick-box- Slicing River! And pierce some robo-gaddling-dundies! Yeah, I know! ArmorBot comes to talk-figure.

Other figure souls ever leave, that's what I'm cluing. I got a bad feeling about this. The alien attack has begun! Ha-ha-ha! Fellas heard about this game called Spillas. I hate when that happens. What's wrong, Spillas?

You make bugs in the bugamatic. If you don't want your bugs to get splatted, you've got to be the first to get them to safety. What's wrong, Spillas? Oh, yeah! I hate when that happens.