Fruit Wrinkles (commercial, 1987)

There's these duck tails for return after these messages. Hi, my name is Rowland, and these are fruit wrinkles. They're very small, but they taste like a whole bunch of fruit in their mouth. And these are fruit roll-ups.

They're big and flat, and you can twist them in tails. Whoa! With real fruit, that was really messy. But fruit roll-ups and fruit wrinkles are made with real fruit. Right, Mom? Right, Rowland? I like them because when they put in the fruit, they put in the fun too!

Go for the moon dreams! They're each so definitely with a dream crystal. Starfinder's come with a star friend! Should we or should we not like small one? Please examine the evidence! Mr. Natalie, control yourself.

Mr. Natalie, control yourself. Mr.