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Candy bar (commercial, 1993)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1993 · 2 min · 281 words

The transcript of “Candy bar (commercial, 1993)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1993. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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When I'm ready and this bitch it looks so funky And when it tastes so fine It tastes so good If it doesn't look so funky What a peanut and more peanut Stuffed and caramel and nougat That make it look so bumpy It looks so funky Tastes so fine If it doesn't look so funky

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