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Commercial

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1993 · 2 min · 270 words

The transcript of “Commercial”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1993. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We're gonna take a break now, partners. You'll come back now. It makes no hole, yeah, with that. I thought you were studying. Want some? No, if it's called Applejack, it should taste like apple. That's so charming.

Everyone knows what is so good. Try me. I'm so frustrated. How about Applejack is part of this complete breakfast? We really like. Because I don't need that. I'm the danger of the time. Now you can see what lurks in the dark with the dark winged up motorcycle flashlight.

Three with two proofs from Kellogg's Applejack. Crazy Charlie was on the loose, but so was the maniac. Lego maniac! Easy Charlie was crazy to think he'd escape. A Lego maniac. I'm going to build! The Lego system town rescue collection each said sold separately.

Maniac Matt included. If kids like me ran the world, I'd be president. My mom would be first mom. My dad would be first dad, and my little brother wouldn't get past the front gate. I'm only six. I'm half an idea.

I'd paint my house like jungle colors, because the lawn's gonna be apart for a dangerous species. And every day I go to the first restaurant, McDonald's, and just hang out with my friends. It could be my own secret service, except for Ella Kelson, because she's a secret.

I never told anyone you liked Derek. Uh-oh. Oh, wow! Hey, it could happen. Totally, Toy Rippick Sweepstakes, winner number one. Fox 9001 78. It must be received by September 30th.

I just know my package will wind up in 10th year. Back to the show.

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