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Buick (commercial, 1991)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1991 · 2 min · 249 words

The transcript of “Buick (commercial, 1991)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1991. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Of all the world's car lines sold in this country, JD Power and Associates ranks only one American among the 10 most trouble-free. Buick. Before you put a new car in your garage, make sure it has one of these on the hood.

The 1991 Buick Regal Sedan, its powerful V6 engine gets an EPA-estimated 30 miles per gallon on the highway, and that's making the imports nervous. Leftovers. I hate leftovers. You know why they're called leftovers, Helen?

Because they're leftovers. Oh, what? Oh, leave those here. We ought to have leftovers more often. Broccoli? I can't eat broccoli. I hate broccoli. I won't eat it. No, wait a minute. I like broccoli. Maybe it's cauliflower, I didn't like it.

Meatloaf? Single? Uh-oh. Try this out of the package. Cheese, whiz for what? Cheese, whiz, changes everything. It's got stuff. Why do some women leave for work looking like like they just stepped out of a salon.

Salons selected from Chai. From Helene Curtis, salon selected five shampoos, five conditioners. Select the personalized combination you need for salon beautiful hair. Here's the cold medicine with a name you trust. Children's Tylenol, cold.

Great, great flavor. And all the reliefy needs. Children's Tylenol, cold. For Brian's seventh birthday, he got a brand new puppy and a fever. Good thing his mom has the new chewables from Junior Strength Talonol.

Just two have all the relief of four children's chewables. New Junior Strength Talonol chewables. Better care for bigger kids.

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