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Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1991 · 1 min · 232 words
The transcript of “Tools (commercial, 1991)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1991. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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So what'd you use? My checker face framing hammer. In New Britain, Connecticut, people don't talk about the weather. You should check your face framing hammer. Where was your current plot finish hammer? You see, since 1843, New Britain's been the home of Stanley.
But I got him a Stanley handsaw last year for his birthday. And if local conversation revolves around tools. Hey, fella, look at this. Whoa, it's only because we make tools worth talking about. Stanley's 12-foot power lot taping from us.
Thursday. I made you the Flash. She doesn't mind to create him. Now she has the power to destroy him. I can speed him up. I can slow him down. My God, what if they don't have me?
I can let him live. Or I can make him die. Flash, watch out! Tina, no! The Flash Thursday. On guns of paradise, the Marshal decides between justice and giving up his badge. You like to kill people.
Kill me. Dallas will K.R. make a move on his son's wife. Just isn't any fun sleeping alone. Then on sons and daughters, she's trying to spice up her marriage. A 200-gallon sunken tub. Before it goes bust.
All on the Friday triple feature. The music offense of the year. Listen, it's coming on February 20th. I'll cry me a word. Who will be the new Miss USA? Friday February 22nd.
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