Fruit Wrinkles (commercial, 1987)

The new arties will return after these messages. Hi, my name is Roland and these are fruit wrinkles. They're very small but they taste like a whole bunch of fruit in their mouth. And these are fruit roll-ups.

They're big and flat and you can twist them in a tail. Whoa! With real fruit, that would be really messy. But fruit roll-ups and fruit wrinkles are made with real foods, right, Mom? Right, Roland?

I like them because when they put in the fruit, they put in the fun too! To get that great berry taste in Crunchberry cereal, Captain Crunch sails I seize to a land filled with food some danger.

There grow the sweetest, juiciest berries, but there's still not Crunchberries. No! Not till Crunch Power locks their sweet berry taste in, so it's tough to sog out, and only them does Captain Crunch return! With my tasty Christ berries for kids everywhere!

Wagon! What a serious! Crunchberries are a very good part of a balanced breakfast! We now return to the new Archie's!