Fisher Price (commercial, 1987)

I'm Jack A. Harry and I'll be right back with one disclosure. Yep, it's your with my dad and I caught a 16-pounder. Sure! Fishing yachts since when? Since last summer it must be 50 feet long.

How could we never see this? Because we keep it in Florida! Yeah, that's it! Telling Whoppers and making up tall tales is no way to make friends. You may think you're impressing people, but nobody wants a liar for a friend.

And once you start a lie, it just goes on forever until you get caught. So just be yourself. That's enough. Real friends don't need to lie to one another. Okay, shot. Let's see a picture of this boat.

Yeah, right now. Wait, I don't have a picture. You don't have a picture because you don't have a boat, but you don't have to have a boat to be after. And that's what you roll on.

Hey, is Adam McDonneland lunchbox? Uh-huh. Come with a Happy Meal? Uh-huh. What's in it now? La-la-la-la-la. The McDonald Land Lunchbox and Sticker is there. You're it when you get any Happy Meal. You can collect all four.

Lost my larbles. Madonna Mania, one day at 7.30. And that is the incredible Smoky Robinson... Ha! This is a miracle. Uh, no, I used to be a miracle. Uh, what the problem is that you're the witty?

If you're just allowed just a few seconds, maybe we can do our interview here with Smokey. Oh, don't worry about me, Mr. D. I'll be glued to the set. The new aunties are fun. Good news.

Did she say the new aunties? Yeah, the new aunties. Right, do you mind if we do the interview a little later? I just want to tell her. Well, please. What the hell? So what?