Xmas on the Moon (PSA)

The moon has sterilized the vacuum seals of their cubicles, washed and freeze dried the laundry, even dissolved the dinner dishes without being asked. But the delivery robots were already here, so why aren't there any presents under the Christmas triad?

Well, it looks like Santa has quite a journey ahead of him, doesn't it? It'll take lots of extra reindeer to get up enough speed for the trip through the empty vault of space, which of course keeps setting his deer team on fire.

Beware the icky black star serpents on the nashing teeth of the radioactive banshees, Sarah. Can Saint Nick sneak past lunar security? Stroup with his pack down each family's atomic stack, and munch on all those extruded cookies that the kids left for him?

Nope. This is WXRT, the only radio station worth going to the moon for. Happy holidays, pizza on Earth and...