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The Dean Martin Show

Song · Santa's North Pole Radio shorts · 1967 · 49 min · 2,975 words

The transcript of “The Dean Martin Show”, an episode of Santa's North Pole Radio shorts from 1967. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Santa's North Pole Radio shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Oh, oh, oh. Everybody love us somebody sometime. I should do feel good tonight.

I got up early today. Yeah, at seven o'clock this morning, my feet hit the floor right after my head. I got genuine word. Yeah, so I went out to the doctors and he took a next wave of my stomach.

You should have seen it. My liver is throwing in all of it to camera. I read that right? Can I read it right? I think you printed it wrong. Then the doctor examined me and he said, he's examined me as an ex.

I said, get examined. Not examined. I said, I can't find anything wrong with you. It must be the drinking. So I went back when he's sobered up. It's a good joke, Shiki. Oh, what? What am I not wearing?

No, don't try to make up. Well, I'm not worried about my health. I came from a strong family. I got an uncle who goes out every night and drinks and carries on. And you know something, he's 90 years old, but he's got the body of a teenager.

Yeah, they were married last week. I don't even know because it's a nice color to tell you all about my uncle and his body. I mean, my guest tonight. Yes. But he wasn't sure. Sorry.

Don't tell a weed, Bob Newhart, Guy Mard, Katarina Valenti, and Les Brown, and his family now. What do you buy? This before Daddy's Gala, it was same with him. Can't remember, well when the clothes you're wearing,

Let it go as you walk, smile you are smiling you were smiling then Can't remember where or where some things that happened for the first time And so it seemed, it meant before some things that happened for the first time He seems beautiful. Wayne Newton's trying to steal the blue prince of his taunts him.

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