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The transcript of “The Monster Returns A Gift”, an episode of Santa's North Pole Radio shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Santa's North Pole Radio shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Mmm! Yes, can I help you? Mmm! Oh, it's about 2.30. Mmm! Perhaps I better speak for my friend. He has no tongue. Oh, excuse me. For a moment, I thought he was full of the juice.
Mmm! No, no, don't eat him. If you do, we won't be able to exchange the sweater. Sweater? Yes. One of the sleeves doesn't fit. One of the sleeves doesn't fit. That's hard to understand. They're both exactly the same lens.
That's what I mean. Look. Mmmmmmm. Oh, migrations. What size does he wear? 134 shot. Well, as you know, this sweater only comes in four sizes. Small, medium, large and grotesque. And what size would you recommend for my friend?
I believe we both know the answer to that question. He wants to know if you have anything in extra-large grotesque. Yes, but my wife isn't here now. I'm sorry, did I say something wrong? No, he just doesn't like corny jokes.
Listen, I could order an extra-large grotesque and mail it to you, okay? Okay, good. What's your friend's address? He's with the museum. Oh, he works at the museum, eh? I didn't say he works at the museum.
I said he's with the museum. Well, anyhow, you should have your sweater in a week. What is he doing now? You made him very happy. That's why he's dancing. They're dancing. If that's a dance on the sign for his little helper.
It is a dance, it is a dance. Stand back. It's the Frankenstein hat and it goes something like this Cause you put your left footway high I'm making sure somebody's there And you see his eyes falling and that's what I call the Frank Is looking screwing in a flamethrower partner
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