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Scrooged (trailer)

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The reindeer died. Be here. You can't show that commercial. Everything looked like the Manson family Christmas special. You can weigh off, Basie. Yes, you won't. You're a tad off, Basie. Frank Cross is more than the youngest network president in television history.

Call security. Heaven changes locks. Keep tossing around the little. Well, he's fired? It's Christmas. Thank you. Call the county. Stop his bonus. I want you all. He's a thoughtful boss. Thanks, boys. Get the nurse.

A generous brother here. Want to give you a last year? I don't remember. A shower curtain. This is him. I think he drops up here. And a true humanitarian. I can't get the antlers glued out of this little guy.

We've tried crazy glue. Have you tried staples? But his life is about to change. Oh, wait. That was a good one. You are going to be visited by three ghosts tomorrow at noon. Not tomorrow's bad for me, Lou.

As a matter of fact, the whole rest of the week is a washout. Anyone who thinks he hates Christmas is wrong. The Jersey amaran! It's ghosts he hates. This was crazy. It sounded like it's seen a ghost.

A ghost? John Forsy. Bobcat Goldfeuite. Hey! Do you ever see me or is this a shotgun in your pocket? You know this one! Nobody knows this one! Now does everybody know this one? Carrotate. Robert Mitchell.

I really care! David Johansson. Oh, I'm having nowhere to stay! See, Bill Murray. Get. Scrushed. Hey, back off. Man, I may work with the chicks, but not with me.

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