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Commercial · Santa's North Pole Radio shorts · 1984 · 2 min · 234 words
The transcript of “Don't Open Till Christmas (trailer)”, an episode of Santa's North Pole Radio shorts from 1984. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Santa's North Pole Radio shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Here, a gun, an open razor, a dagger, or an old fashioned garab. Execution by any need. Don't open till Christmas. Some Santa Claus has ignored the warnings. He surely wouldn't attack a woman. You're thinking...
Jerry Sunquist as Cliff, number one suspect. What possible reason could I have for going around killing Santas? Oh none. But we know. Terror drives one Santa Claus into a house of wax. A pit of horror where murder, mayhem, and sudden death are celebrated.
Blood, gore, torture, the destruction of the innocent, the painful killing of the guilty, and plaster a real body, warm flesh, wet blood. Till Christmas. Alan Lake has Giles, a newspaper man with inside information.
Now you mentioned on the phone that you had some information that might lead me to the murder. I said, wouldn't it help your promotion prospects if you would have sold the matter to personally? Are you suggesting that Inspector Harris?
No, I'm not suggesting anything. So, Sam, did you bring me any presents? I'm not the real one. Don't open till Christmas with special guest star Carolyn Monroe. Come, come. We're being involved with those killings.
It's always started acting as if you were. You must win. Villinda Maine, seeking revenge. Starring Edmund Perdom, who knows there are only three more killing days, till Christmas. Don't open till Christmas. If you do, you may not see him.
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