Oh Holy Night

I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat man You mean Santa, that boy's a bitch, he caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play He tried to ride way more than the one who was slain Laughing all the way, but he's not laughing today

Well, jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay From Christmas Eve, oh, Nick's a goner We'll be snacking on G, eating blitzing and goner Not a question of when, not even a maybe We have a drunk Miss Cross, say the jingle and baby Give a new meaning to Ho Ho Ho

Shake that ass girl bumpin' booty in the snow So watch out Santa, Yajali on troll We'll be strippin' at slayin' leaves And how far they been when his nose turns red His ass can set back out to the woods with his faggiel friend Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice

And facts will have me listed as naughty For the Christmas gift, heist But because of all the nog I left on his wife I'm not a nitrous time for old Nick to move very tired Oh, he roasts his nuts on a big-ass fire Yes, I'm not bad, yes I'm not crude I mean your ass is huge

Lose weight for real dude All the cookies and milk Simply quite sick I mean when's the last time you seen your dick I don't mean to throw a bit And I'm not one to fish But every year I get underwear sucked