Christmas Seals (PSA, 1952)

Now just a minute, what's the idea to drive a tour de please game? And look, what is this, a gang? Now what's the idea, come on, let it up. I'm a studio policeman. Oh, stop, what's the gang?

I need some extra money. For what? What do you need money? I need plenty of money, Abbott. I need plenty of money so I can go out and buy some more Christmas seals. But Lou, we buy an awful lot of Christmas seals.

I know we buy plenty of Christmas seals every year, Abbott. I know that. We're not still buying enough. I found out half a million people that still have T.B. be the Burke you lo sis you bet your life they need plenty of money plenty of money for the recidus for the research plenty of money to take plenty of chess

x-rays mr. Abbott mr. Costello I've known you two fellows for some years and that's the first sensible thing I've ever heard you say Abbott how long you had to be sure oh he's been with me quite a while you know he's raising funds to buy these Christmas seals too he is always very interested

I tell them, Giles. Hey. Sure, I'm raising funds to buy more Christmas seals. Don't you forget, Christmas seals pay for education and they help pay for important services for patients. We've all got to fight tuberculosis.

Ladies and gentlemen, won't you please, please send in your Christmas seal checks right away soon by plenty of Christmas seals. Thanks for watching!