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Holiday Wishes from Dumpsterpiece Theatre

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As you can tell by Alponzo's favorite time of year. That's my region. Alponzo! So we'd just like to say Happy Holidays to everybody. Happy Holidays to Happy Christmas, Quads, whatever. Clean ones. Yeah, Merry Christmas.

Happy Holidays to you, Happy Holidays to you, Happy Holidays to you, Happy Holidays to you, Happy Holidays. So I have fun this season. If you drink responsibly, if you drink responsibly, you can stay home.

Now, if you're gonna put a foot more nog in your egg gun. You'll sing another Christmas song? No. Okay. Okay, here we go out there. Merry Christmas. Happy fucking New Year, Merry Christmas. Happy fucking New Year.

Is that it? Oh, sorry. Let nothing you this night. Let nothing wound an egg a-hot upon this...

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