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Father Knows Best (radio drama)

Song · Santa's North Pole Radio shorts · 1949 · 28 min · 4,144 words

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Well, your father says so, and father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbor's The Andesaners. Brought to you by Instant Sanker, the delicious coffee that lets you sleep, and post 40% brand flakes.

Mother, next time you're choosing a cereal, remember, new post-brand flakes give your family all the important key-breaker benefits of brand in a cereal with a delicious new magic oven flavor. He insists on post-brand flakes, the cereal preferred and eaten by far more people than any other brand flakes.

They're wonderful for breakfast, lunch, or in-between meals. So get post-brand flakes this weekend. They're good, and so good for you. Well, the town of Springfield is lovely to behold this Christmas Eve. About noon today, the first snowflakes began to fall, and soon the air was filled with the whirling crystals.

Came down heavily all afternoon. Now, every lawn and park is white, every roof and chimney top. And out on Maple Street this frosty Christmas Eve, every house seems to have its windows brightly aglow. Every house that is except the Anderson's. They're not home.

You see there? Well, let's go back to ten o'clock this morning. Margaret was wrapping packages on the dining room table and Jim was helping her. Like this. Now hold your finger on this, will you, dear?

Mm-hmm. There we are. That notch should hold, don't you think? Honey, are you planning to send me along with the package? What's the matter? You tied my thumb in there. Oh, I'm sorry. There. I wonder if there's anyone I've forgotten.

From the number of packages scattered around here, you couldn't have forgotten anyone. Not in Springfield anyway. Oh, there are not so many there. It just looks like a lot. I can't figure it out. We don't know that many people.

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