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Kmart (commercial)

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Merry Christmas, Merry Merry Christmas from your K-Mart Christmas Star. Save on sweaters and on hats, bowling balls and baseball bats. Cameras, TV spikes and plants, goldfish and boy slivers. Hands, beer, stanzas, perfume socks, toasters, roasters, robs and clocks.

Candy records, films and ties, etcetera, land bar girls and boys. Christmas, I like every place that K-Mart Christmas, they be plain.

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