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The transcript of “Space Patrol Rocket (commercial)”, an episode of Santa's North Pole Radio shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Santa's North Pole Radio shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Space controllers, you're about to witness the unveiling of a top secret. A scientific model will take you through all space and time. The Rocket Cockpit. It's an exact scale model of the cockpit of the new XRC, and it's for you.
That's right, gang. You can have a rocket cockpit. You can set it to control just the way I do aboard the XRC. All you do, you just set your time computer for Star Drive and whizz through time, and then advance your throttles and you exceed the speed of light.
Send and receive secret messages with a master codes and fire the deadly atomic cannons of enemy ships. Look through the view scope and imagine yourself quizzing through time and space up up 40 50 100,000 miles an hour.
Pass the moon above bars through the millions of stars in the rings of Saturn always protected by your powerful atomic cannons. That's right gang, and say, this model is a real beauty, and it makes a sensational trainer, with all the scientifically scaled modern parts.
Everyone who use space patrols or want ones, you can fly along with us. Or dream up your own exciting missions. We want every boy and girl to have the thrill of owning this rocket cockpit, so get a pencil and paper. In a few minutes, we'll tell you how to get yours.
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