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The transcript of “GTE Phone (commercial)”, an episode of Santa's North Pole Radio shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Santa's North Pole Radio shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Gentle elves, we've been in business almost 2000 years now, and our product line is getting a little stale! Christ, I see! The public wants something new and fresh, something that'll have everyone talking! Just my beefy assy!
People haven't talked in... A telephone for Christmas! Has a nice ring to it? Make me foul-mated! No! Welcome to the bus! I mean, there's some of me no time for the bus! Breaking that really communicates, try your GTE forward.
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