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War of the Colossal Beast (TV spot, 1958)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1958 · 95 words

The transcript of “War of the Colossal Beast (TV spot, 1958)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Awesome! Wow! The colossal beast! The most monstrous man beast ever screamed! Worrying against us little humans! And... The littlest people ever seen, attacking us monstrous humans! Attack of the puppet people! Why, I'm your friend!

If you were cute and little like this, you'd naturally fear a man six times your size! He said tonight he was going to kill us all! Just as a human race fears this colossal beast, ten times as big as a normal man.

The colossal man is loose in Los Angeles. See more of the colossal beast and...

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