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The Thing with Two Heads (short)

Short · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 192 words

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They strapped me into this elected chair, and this cat comes up to me and said, Do you want to live? Hmm, so you know what I told him. Seems all I have to do is volunteer for this medical experiment.

So of course I jumped at it, you know, because I'm innocent, and all I need is a little time to prove it. So they took me to this doctor's house, and when I wake up on the table, a tax to my body is ahead of a white dude, and he's looking at me eyeball to eyeball.

So I checked him out and by looking at his face I can tell here is a bigot. Man, this is one of the funniest pictures that you ever want to see. I mean if you go shopping, we chase chicks, we catch a few, if we get chased by the fuzz, if you want to see one of the funniest pictures in the world, you got to see the thing with

two heads with Ray Milan and me, Rosie Greer. The thing with two heads rated PG, parental guidance suggested, dig it.

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