Debbie Does Dallas (trailer, 1978)

This is the ride of your life with the world's famous spring quartet. Swing with the monkey at 7.30, 6.30 Central time. You can rock your own cereal with chocolate, then, and more so. You can like everyone else?

Right, to try new rocky road, they'll thank us. And sing the praises of new rocky road! Hit it! Chocolate is hot, it makes my heart say It's a fancy little pup, it's such a tasty thing!

And I've got something really special for you! It got- You can rock your own cereal tastes like- Rocky Rose! Part of this complete breakfast. What are you doing? Debbie, you're doing a fabulous job. What?

My name is Bami Woods and it's interesting that I was chosen to this part in this movie because in real life I was a Dallas cowgirl. In this film though my name is Debbie Benson.

The story is completely fictional but could it really happen? This is a little help from my friend. I don't think this is a cowgirl or Debbie, I'm so proud of you. I've got a great idea.

Why don't we all work hard to raise money so we can go to Texas with us? Yeah! Daddy, we can boot you more out! You know, we should form a company, give ourselves a name!

By the people? Yeah! I saw you sign in the window, and I had a five-in-a-job. We're looking for any kind of work to raise money for our trip to Texas. I wish I could talk to you about the fact that I'm there, baby.

Do you really mean it? Good afternoon, Mr. Biddle. Why, hello, Donna. How are you today? Fine, sir. Teen services soon picked up new tricks. Lovely day, isn't it, Dada? Yes, it is. It's a good one.