Chickenman (radio drama)

So the wonderful white-winged warrior wearing his Uncle Bernie's rose about rough rider uniform The zipper on the back of my chicken suit is off the track Had finally tracked the Hummer that crown prince of wordless silly melodies to the great Midland City Department store Pardon me. Yes. Is this automotive accessories? It certainly is. What is it you'd like most?

Well, I'm looking for the... Is this a swell buyer for you? You see, I wonder... A very latest capacitor discharge ignition system. No, I don't think so. Producing a high intensity 100,000 volts spark. I wouldn't doubt that.

Well, this you can peel rubber for two blocks. Oh, well. I mean, you can really tear up the asphalt. Have you noticed anyone around here humming? You mean... Like that? No. You mean... Like that?

Yes, like that. No, I haven't. Try a lady's lingerie. A lady's lingerie? Those people are usually humming a lot. Oh, okay. And not much later, in the ladies lingerie department. Pardon me. Ah, yeah? Is this the ladies lingerie department?

Yeah, you want to buy some lingerie? Oh, no, you see, I am looking for it. Now here's a very attractive little number, just arrived from Paris, just former lady. A nice, you see how many?

See how delicately its foreflowing sleeves matches its lace-like bodice with the sense of simplicity. Fine, however, you see... And this lovely vision of chick-chairedness comes in 42 different colors. Yes, I wonder if you could tell me if any of you are...

I want this lemon yellow. Personally, I think the perfect peach is very pretty. What do you think? Have you noticed anyone around here humming? You mean, like that? Yes, like that. Try needlework department over there.