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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1975 · 1 min · 234 words
The transcript of “Dix (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1975. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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From the director who brought you Spider Pussy and Plumber's Delight comes a tale of prostitution, pimpin' and fast money. Dixon Too Far Productions presents Dick Dagger in Cream! Cream! Straight! Come Lynn Santiago, a dirty pimp from New York, moves in on the Chicago action and brings with a maharram of honeys.
Dick's not about to roll over. Easy! You don't follow the pimp in cold, come Lynn, and you don't treat your woman right. That's no good. You hear that, Poutana? He says I don't treat my woman right.
What are you saying to that? You treat us all right? I treat you, Skank. Hose. Better than any man you know. See? That's what I'm talking about, Peach. The man does not know where his priorities are.
Putana, if my man touched me like that, he'd be picking up his teeth and packing his bags faster than he could kiss my ass. Well, let's not go that far, Peach. Baby, just try it.
Whoa! It doesn't look like you can even take care of your number one. Oh! Don't worry about her, Kornlyn. Linn, worry about yourself because your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower. See, Dick Dagger in action like you've never seen him before, as he wins over all 30 of Kam Linn's harem.
Sometimes one by one, sometimes three by three. I told you Kam Linn, eventually.
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