Join Potato Plus

Transcripts › Don't Touch That Dial shorts

My Bloody Valentine (trailer, 1981)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1981 · 2 min · 135 words

The transcript of “My Bloody Valentine (trailer, 1981)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1981. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

It's a bad time. This time of year. How many times did he get to tell this story? Oh, let him tell it. I love Barry, too. This ain't no fairy tale, little girl. If you don't take it seriously, you're a fool!

The first Valentine's dance in 20 years, and it has to be something special. Look, Lander, you've got to get a lot of exercise if you're going to grapple with Gretchen. Well, I got a Valentine for her that she's never going to forget.

In this town on Valentine's Day, everybody loses their heart. Rose is a red, violently blue. One is dead, and so are you. Valentine Bluff. It looks like Harry Wardens back in town.

It happened once. It happened twice. No! Cancel the dancer it'll happen to be twice.

All Don't Touch That Dial shorts transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive

The weekly note

New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.

LIVE
Open