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7-Eleven (commercial, 1980s)

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The good things always come easy at your nearby 7-Eleven store. 7-Eleven has Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke and Sprite. Just 99 cents for a big 2-liter bottle. And Frito-Lay, big grab packages. All flavors, two for only 79 cents.

And healthy Tropic Anachusses, Orange, Grapefruit or Apple. Just a $1.19 a quart. At 7-Eleven, get the good things easy. for $8.48, like $20, a heavy duty trash bags for $249, and a ground point, shovel for $299 after rebate, and well slushied cow-eyed work gloves for $499 with free canvas gloves.

Hey, Tink, can you give me a hand here? Be right with you, John. Alright, let me tell you, Jeeze is my favorite, helpful, hardware person. She knows everything. How to fix stuff. What tools to use?

Right kind of paint to buy. Nothing she doesn't know. Then how can I help you today, John? I just got a couple jobs. Well, nothing we can't handle. Let's start with tunnel bolts. Hoggle bolts?

She knows just what to do and how to do it. Hey, let me tell you, ace is a place for me. Slow down. Listen to your mother. Slow down. Listen to your mother. Slow down.

Listen to your mother. This Thursday is no ordinary day. It's huge big back to school one day sale with 10 to 70% off throughout the store. Every department, every aisle. Thursday only, only at eight.

A sale this big doesn't happen every day. Slow down. of the extra buying power may 5th through the 15th for all the famous fashions and furnishings that have just arrived for the coming season.

I'm dreaming. But it's different. That's what they're doing. I've never seen 10,000 tapes in one store. Don't let kids die. And I can keep them for three evenings. Now this is a video store. Ordinary video stores don't even come close to blockbuster video.

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