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The transcript of “Coffy (radio spot)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1973. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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They call her coffee. Because if you jab her, she'll cream you. This is the end of your rotten life. Coffee. The baddest one chick hit squad that ever hit death. All your friends are dead.
Why kill them all? Coffee. She's got a body men would die for. And lately, a lot of them have. Coffee's black. Coffee is high. and sometimes as sweet as sugar. I know what you want too, and you're gonna get it.
Coffee. Always where the action is. A mean kind of super chick. Don't take nothing off on nobody. You want me to crawl? You want to spit on me and make me crawl? See, coffee. Rated R.
Under 17, not admitted without a parent. Look out, Harlem. Here comes coffee. The Godmother of them all.
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