Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (trailer)

Today the scientific world revealed its most closely guarded secret. The plan for man's first venture into the far reaches of outer space. Within our fuel range are the planets Venus and Mars. One of these should be our destination.

And here is the super rocket poised for its historic take-off. And there it goes. Up, up, up into interplanetary space. And at the controls of this sky monster are the greatest scientists of this generation.

Avert and Costello! We're not going to the moon. We're headed to Mars. But buttermilk are getting such a fix. But first they make a mess of a secret front end. A wreck of the New Orleans Mardi Gras.

Terrorize a city and even get blamed for a ray gun bank sticker. Now they're over this world with laughter on a runaway rocket ship. And their misguided missile finally lands on the manless planet Venus.

Men this old man. We must go on the queen. Our planet Venus has been invaded. Rock was that. What can a king do that a queen can't do? Be the father of a large family.

There's a panic on the planet. Quietly, dishonest among acres and acres of gorgeous girls. With Marie Blanchard and the Miss Universe contest winners. If I claim Mars in the name of the United States of America.

Me too.