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The Buddy System (trailer, 1984)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1984 · 1 min · 200 words

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They had a lot in common. I don't like you. No kidding. I don't like you, you know. They were both in love with other people. You're warm, you're beautiful. I have this problem with myself, esteem.

The minute I turn away from the mirror, I think I'm short and sad. Vocalously, you love. Do you love me? Could you please tell me that much? Aww. Every time I turn away from the mirror, I think I'm tall and irresistible.

After a big hymnal! Emily was a struggling mother, raising a kid who already knew too much. Why did you dress? Because I couldn't find my blue t-shirt. I'm with a green one. You're green on Thursday.

It means that you're gay. Joe was a writer who could make anything work. We're three pounds over weight. Except his books. I told him that you weren't married. And if he came over after school, you know.

They each made a strong first impression, but something drew them together. What about you? It's not my name. My name is Tristan. Forget it, I am not interested. Richard Dripes, Susan Sarandon, Nancy Allen, and Jean Stapleton in the Buddy System.

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