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The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 1 right here on the radio station you grew up with. Music Radio 138. Oh fuck. What the hell's going on here? He's, well, isn't it the last hour we got another hour to do?
She said that we're almost finished. Good. Golly Miss Molly. Boy, this is fucking ponderous, man. Ponderous, fucking ponderous. Hi, this is Casey Caseham. American Top 40 is moved to a new time. I hope you'll join me this Saturday morning and every Saturday morning at 2.2.
Now, we're up to our long distance dedication. And this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio.
And here's what he writes. Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and it'll meet a lot if you play it. Recently, there was a death in our family.
He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was most certainly a part of, let's come start again from coming out of the record. Play the record, okay? Please. See, when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions and then you got to go into somebody dying.
You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but goddamn it, if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it.
Is down on the phone? Okay, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record every time I do a goddamn death dedication. Now make it and I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. Since God last goddamn time I want somebody
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