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Chickenman

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1966 · 1 min · 364 words

The transcript of “Chickenman”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1966. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Very exciting episode if you'll recall the famed feathered fighter clashed head on with the very Diabolical now would you give that to me again winged warrior? I am calling from the secret hiding place of the very diabolical that much I got and the very Diabolical cooked up something for me and you said it was a bowl of

Oh, that's right, and it's got lumps in it. So you've got before you a bowl of oatmeal with love sinning, but it's not before me It's under what do you mean this whole thing or I'm hanging by the feet from the ceiling over a bowl of oatmeal?

That's what I'm trying to tell you miss helping her. Okay. I understand. No, you don't. Yes. I do. I hate old meal miss helping her. I get excited Especially with one sentence just hang on wait. We're hanging just hang on. Will you stop saying that?

Don't fall the pieces Yes, I am commissioner the winged warriors and urgent need of help. Yes. I know what you mean He's being held captive by the very diabolical. Oh how much how much to get him released? I don't think he wants a ransom Mishelving us.

Yes. The very diabolical isn't old bad. Let's not forget that. He's okay. Now let me try to explain this. We should invite him to lunch sometime. The Wing Warrior Commissioner is hanging by his feet from the ceiling.

Well, tell him to quit playing around and get to work. His feet are tied. He's hanging over a bowl of oatmeal and he needs to be rescued or he's going to fall into it. Mishelving.

I'll say this to the Wing Warrior. Yes. Watch out for the lumps. The Wing Warrior. The Commissioner said. I heard what the Commissioner said. Mishelving her. Would you just call my mother? No, okay. Just hang on.

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