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Grindhouse_Drive-In Movie Trailers from the 1960s-1980s (2022 Edition)

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Jim Rex, what's Jim Rex? Would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theatre's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols and use them as a guide for you and your family.

Gee means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M. Suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised. are restricted persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian X persons under 16 will not be admitted this seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation

Run, have fun, there's always a rain but your toys are broken now and there's no place to hide

The grasshopper. What kind of girl is she? It's very simple what I want to be. Totally happy. Totally different. And totally in love. Let's have a baby. Oh, God. That's right. I know the reason you go out with all those guys.

It's so that you won't get involved with any of them, right? I'm not like that. Yes, I am. What kind of girl is she? I can't the first word ever learn!

Don't want your friends, now say unfriendly words it seems to me If you just close your mind and start to feel that you're the only one who's right Then you've lost touch with humanity But as far as I'm concerned, it's your life Just wanna be someone special The grasshopper But in this whole country is out of land, it's gonna learn fear

And that's going to be very shortly. We can't provide a lot of time to sympathetic understanding. These people are hurting, right? They're hurting and they don't really know. There ain't no such thing as a good guy or a bad guy.

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