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The transcript of “Orgy of the Living Dead (1972) trailer”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1972. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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This man's name is John Austin Frazier. He lived in Chicago, Illinois. He now resides at the Stake Middle Hospital. We are saddened to tell you that this tragic condition was brought on when Mr. Frazier attended the world premiere of our triple nightmare of horror program, Orgy of the Living Dead. Since this tragic event, the producers of this explosion of terror have
established an insurance policy, ensuring the sanity of each and every patron who attends this program. The policy states that in the event you lose your mind or suffer from breathable trauma as a result of viewing this avalanche of grizzly heart, the producers of this bill will ensure that you receive psychiatric care until such time as you are cured or in the event that
your derangement is permanent, provide you with internment and asylum for the rest of your natural life. For John. It isn't surprising though after all murder, mutilation, death, blood-sucking vampires, dead things crawling from their graves, living dead maniacs, slashing, rending, devouring the living.
It's enough to drive anyone mad. If you have any psychological deficiency, you will not be allowed to attend this orgy of the living dead. The insurance is absolutely free. We urge you to take advantage of this protection.
and entering without it, does so at his own risk. Ladies and gentlemen, in so much as you are not now insured, and in the light of what has happened to Mr. Frazier, you will understand why we cannot show you any more than these brief glimpses of this triple avalanche of grisly horror, orgy, of the living dead. Please pick up your policies from the box office and have
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