Carving Magic

had you over sooner but Joe's been so busy studio lately but all he does every night has come home and all into bed yeah probably making so much money he needs a truck to get it to the bank by the way where do you just appear to he's in the kitchen he'll be right in out take your usual place in Gloria Mary it's beautiful

the table I mean what is this an anniversary or something thank you know No, no anniversary, but it is a special occasion. You see, Joe has learned. Maddy, don't tell them a thing. They'll find out for themselves.

All right, everybody ready? No, wait a minute. Some kind of a gag. Now, it's not an anniversary, but it is a special occasion. Now, we have to find out for ourselves. You're going to try carving the turkey again.

Oh, now hold everything, will you, Joe? Now, don't start carving that beautiful turkey yet, please. I gotta go get my camera. You know, I always swore if we had pictures of you the last time you tried carving a turkey, we'd have made a mitt selling them for a TV comedy.

Oh, now, Joe, please don't get hurt. I wouldn't hurt you for the world, you know that, Joe, but... Honest, watching you carve is... I just decided to give you a special trick. Now, I was going to let you watch from the other end of the table.

But for you, seeing as how you're my very special friend, and because you get such a kick out of watching cars, I'm going to give you a special performance. Now, would you step right over here, please?