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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 30, 2026 · 2 min · 471 words
The transcript of “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast October 30, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I'm watering chili dilly Recently 20th Century Fox had two very heavy ideas first make a film called Beyond the Valley of the Dolls Second get Russ Meyer to write produce and direct it You'll be three girls young beautiful talented a tight trio that was the heart and soul of a rockroom Life was sweet man, but not enough the whole world was out there just waiting and the beat inside pushed them to where it's happening
Hollywood USA They had happened alright, they got hooked on a nonstop merry-go-round Where the only ticket you need is success, be a winner, man, or forget it! When they made that first party, it was like to lick, The whole thing was moving, reaching out and they dug it, Whites, yellows and ritz were more than just colors, man, they were it!
The magic cream pills, the chicks were wild and broobie, The studs were cool and cruel, the eyes so warm, they smiled so friendly, But watch the teeth, they bite deep, faces, so many faces calling begging, Help me, love me, save me! Don't listen! If you're here, I'm gonna have it.
Come on, open your mouth, whiter, ear taste. Life, man, life, like it! Hell no, tough! It's a one-way trip all the way down. Heh, heh, one little girl turns her back on truth and love.
She left to make it with pain and eyes that cry rivers. The second finds her heart in the arms of another chick. Don't look for evil in your brother's eye. The third bird finds her man. It's good, very good, but she almost blew it before she learned that single truth.
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