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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 30, 2026 · 51 min · 2,443 words
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Take in! Otis, plug it in. Did you really kill your mama? What? Did you really kill your mama? I guess I did. She must have treated you real bad.
She's a whore. So big! You should dance naked, or shoot, or all the time around her. Otis! Best little naked dance you ever saw. You never. Oh! Tell me you never killed anybody before. I ain't saying that.
Open your eyes, Otis. Look at the world. See, they're you. Or them. You know what I mean. Do that, Otis. She's your sister. Like I know you. Like I've known you for a long time.
Ever and ever. It's like the blood droppings. My dear, you've shown. And all they gotta do is follow those droppings I'm dropping and I'm pretty sure they're gonna find it there. I didn't erupt in this thing.
I'll see you again. Inside the Mausoleum, Rated R. See Mausoleum now playing at a specially selected theatre, dear.
Dear Mom and Dad, I've been at sleep-away camp for once to three weeks, and I'm getting very scared. Someone is watching you. Someone is waiting for you. Someone wants to scare you to death. Sleep-away camp.
You won't be coming home. Rated R. Get ready for Gore Galore. There used to be this camp about 60 miles from here. Camp Harowak. All these kids started getting killed. Get out that the killer was this shy 14 year old girl that everybody picked on.
Except you were... Maybe. You're supposed to be in the cabin. Let's go. Wait, what happened to the killer? Never happened to a good kid too little. Oh, don't talk like that Uncle John. There's lots of good kids.
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