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The Thing With Two Heads (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 2 min · 257 words

The transcript of “The Thing With Two Heads (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1972. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The white bigot was dying and the black-soul-brother needed time to prove his innocence. More power to you, brother. I want to transplant my head down a healthy body. I think I like to donate my body to science after all.

So they transplanted the white head onto the black body. Who would have suspected that neither would care for the idea too much? What are you guys doing to me? Shut up. Where the rest of you are?

We are joined together temporarily. Williams, stop this car immediately. Why don't you shut up? Hey, that's down there, man. I should have known your kind stick together. Will you please, stop this impolite on the sheet?

Or just shut up. Help! Shut up. You, Doctor, so far so good, then how much you've taken all half the face off of here. Hey, shut the ass! Oh, shoot, honey. It was smoking while I'm eating.

Pick your head off the window and see if anymore is coming. Raina Land and Rosie Greer as the thing with two heads. You get some sleep, baby. Why don't you stay here for a little while?

It's no use, honey. Maybe when I get used to it. Yeah, no, you can't. But a lot of desperate people were doing a lot of dangerous things. They were just like, you know, they were just like, you know, you're just like, you know, you're just like, you know, But a lot of desperate people were doing a lot of dangerous things to get it.

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