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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 29, 2026 · 3 min · 222 words
The transcript of “The Last Chase (trailer, 1981)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast October 29, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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A fool of me! Let's who survive learn to cope with changes. The chance to do what I do best. This car should have been turned in. Come on Boobad!
What is it? What was that thing? It's called a jet fighter. It's known as a saver.
How'd you get in here? It was ridiculous the way you came Battling down on that guy on the road Driving like a maniac Swerving around over the last possible moment. I don't know. Maybe your reflexes are going around.
Maybe just trying to show off from my benefit. Well, I've never been impressed by that kind of childishness, so you're wasting your time. I've got to know if this is some kind of trick. It's just them being left.
Yes, I've reclaimed it all after everyone else had left. To me! I belong in that car with you! I can't you understand. I've done a lot of losing the last 20 years. I don't want to lose you two.
Hey, you guys are pretty good. Hell. I ain't had this much fun since I was a cadaver. It's always the hardest part. My wife and my son were among the first to be stricken by the disease.
Like so many other things in our lives, it suddenly became expendable when the oil shut off.
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