Duracell (commercial, 1985)

A Duracell battery we make now live longer than the ones from a few years back. Today's Duracell lasts up to 30% longer. A tentione. Give your hamburger an Italian accent. With new Chef Boyardee hamburger Italiano.

The Lizzo so dinners from Chef Boyardee you make with hamburger. past and Italian style sauce, simmered to bring out the Italian in me. Bravo! New Chef Boyardee, hamburger, Italiano, gives hamburger an authentic Italian accent.

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Okay, I'm ready. Now what's the question? Well, this is total raisin bran. It has four times the vitamin nutrition of your raisin bran. Four times? And it tastes better than your raisin bran. Great! Now what's the question?

Well, can you think of one reason why you wouldn't buy Total Raisin Bran? I'm for nutrition. I think I should buy Total Raisin Bran. What do you think? I think you've made a wise decision.

Children believe what their parents tell them. You're pathetic. You can't do anything right. You disgust me. Just shut up. You can't be my kid. You're worthless. Hey, stupid, don't you know how to listen? You're never going to amount to anything.

Why don't you go find some other place to live? Words hit as hard as a fist. Stop and listen to what you're saying. You might not believe your ears. I wish you were never born.