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Lysol (commercial, 1975)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1975 · 37 min · 4,822 words

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What's the stuff you always spray in in the kitchen? It's Lysol. You know, with the windows closed, owners get trapped inside. And Lysol kills germs at Coss owners. Germs? We got germs? Relax, Arnold. Even the cleanest homes have germs, that's why I spray with Lysol.

Lysol sprayed disinfectant, kills household germs on surfaces where they grow, including germs that cause odors. Of course, Arnold, germs aren't the only thing that cause odors around here. I'm going to show you the many ways that a woman can use Johnson's baby oil.

Remove your makeup and mascara. Moisturize your complexion. Smooth it on your body. Over knees and elbows. And put a little in your back to feel soft all over. Now think of all the cosmetics you can do without, with Johnson's baby oil, from Johnson & Johnson.

Do you know what's one of the toughest weeds in your lawn? The dandelion! Because dandelions have roots up to two feet long. And if you don't get it all, it just grows back! What you need is Scott's turf builder plus two.

It gets rid of the whole dandelion, rooted all, and 40 other weeds too, while it helps thicken your lawn with turf builder fertilizer. So take care of your weeds as well as your lawn with turf builder plus two, from Scott's.

It's new and I love it. Rose milk moisturizing face cream. You know I've had it with those oily creams but rose milk face cream is really different. Leaves my skin soft, younger looking and never greasy.

My face feels so fresh. It's natural moisturizers do for your face but rose milk skin care creams does for your hands and body. Use it under makeup and at bedtime. Try new rose milk moisturizing face cream.

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