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Galaxy Quest (trailer)

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In the far reaches of the galaxy, a civilization is under siege. We are all that is left. They've searched the universe for a leader. Stay tuned for scenes from next week's galaxy quest. Never give up. Never surrender.

You will save us. What they got? Never give up. Never surrender. We're struggling TV actors. You are a last hope. Where's my limo? Looky-dokey. And they're about to put on a command performance. Eight million light years away.

We are actors, not astronauts. You are our protectors. That was a hell of a thing. No. Laredo, take us out. Get him moved to the right. Would you save chair alone? Sit down. You wanna try this thing?

Acting like heroes. The whole thing was just a misunderous f This is a rocket that never even thought of a spot!

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