Gremlins (trailer, 1984)

Gremlins. Billy Pelser has a nice home. Who? Yeah, Mom, it's me. A nice job. A nice girl. If you're not doing anything this Thursday night, maybe you'd like to go out on the date with me.

I'd love to. And loving parents. Who are about to give you? You're going to like this. No, no, no, don't shake it. We're going to have to open it now. We'll wait a little Christmas.

The most unusual gift. Here we go. What is it? No. It's your new pet. Come on, Bonnie, be a good dog. My dad gave it to me. But there are a few things to keep in mind.

If you expose it to the lights, you may hurt it. If you get it wet, it will multiply. All that from water? They got wet? No, plain water. And most important, no matter how much they beg.

Never, never let them eat. After midnight, because when they do, they change. Ugh, brave. They become clever. Mr. Fiss. What's coming in here? And dangerous. That one's that? Little monsters.

Right. Hunter's up. Well, I don't know, maybe thousands. What's this? It's been you two. Feeling what are these things? Where did they come from? Look, I know it sounds crazy. I know. But in a few hours, you've got a major disaster on your hand.

on your head. Gremlins, directed by Joe Dante. They'll be expecting me.