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Classic TV Beer Commercials

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Watering Gardens is my line, says Green from J. McGrew. But when you want to quench your thirst, then here's the thing to do. You ought to make friends with Valley Forge. Devere with a wonderful flavor.

Make friends with Valley Forge. Do yourself a big favor. It's pale. It's light. It's smooth. It always tastes just right, so you ought to make friends with Valley Forge. Devere with a wonderful flavor. When friends drop in, invite them to make friends with Valley Forge.

If they're like most people a day, they like a modern beer. A beer that's pale, light, smooth. Yes, they like valley forage beer because every drop is brewed especially to suit the modern taste. For thirst-quenching refreshment, for downright satisfaction, there's just nothing quite like valley forage beer.

In fact, the most a host can do for friends is serve valley forage. So you ought to make friends with valley forage and beer with a wonderful flavor. I like fortune cookies and Genesee beer.

You crazy Genesee beer with fortune cookies? Why not? I like Genesee beer. It's good with everything. Oh, I call manager. You crazy you flip your lid? Why you want Genesee beer with fortune cookies? Because Genesee beer is naturally more refreshing.

Because Genesee beer is made with hemlock lake water. Pureest natural brewing water in the USA. and hot blossoms from the Sacramento Valley and nature's finest barley. Brew them all in a special way and you've got Genesee Beer.

The one beer that combines lightness with flavor. Okay, Mr. Bo, let me ask you one thing. How can Genesee Beer combine whiteness with flavor? Unscentrate, Madame. When did you lose your little dog? What either dog? I don't have a little dog.

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