The Young Nurses (trailer, 1973)

Boy, I really did it last night. Got drunk, acted stupid, went home with... With... Who is that? What am I stupid? How did I do this? Barry began to worry. Really worry. What about it?

Then you remembered. Hey, I'm just a cartoon. I don't even have to show it. Get high, get stupid, get AIDS. I'm George Mahars, and this is the Satan bug.

bug. It's kept him there, beyond those doors, but you can't get in. It's top secret. The Satan Bug is kept under the tightest security system ever devised. That door operates on a time lock. Open it one second before you should, and a thousand vaults of electricity will greet you. Try to get over these electrified fences

and train killer dogs who go after you. Try to get through that front gate. You can't unless your life's history is on file in the Godhouse. Yes, the Satan bug is top secret. It's no secret however that I think the Satan bug is one of the most suspenseful and exciting pictures I've ever seen. But don't take my word for it.

You see it.