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Zardoz (promo)

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Same as Dr. Stoltz. But they leak out through the head wound of my third death. 20th Century Fox presents a John Borman film. Zodos! They make you old, but they don't let you die. It took careful breeding to produce a slave who would free his masters.

Zodos! Wrote, please. Sentence? George Satan will be aged five years. Yes, be frightening, isn't it? Zodos, rated R, under 17, not admitted without parent.

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