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The transcript of “What's Up Tiger Lily (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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It's back the film that began America's life affair with Woody Allen What's up Tiger Lily But only Woody himself could explain how this film was made they wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture and They came to me so We took a Japanese And it's a great film beautiful color and is raping and looting and killing in it
And I took out all the soundtrack and knocked out all their voices and I wrote a comedy then we put our comedy in where they were formally raping looting and The result is a movie where people are running around around, you know, doing all those James Bondian things.
But what's coming out of their mouth is something holy other. Gangsters have stolen my secret recipe for egg salad. And not only that, they kill, they maim, and they call information. For numbers, they could easily look up in the book.
Hey! Hey! Don't make a move, my darling. I'll be right back with a dynamite. I can't break the door down because of my recidus. Yeah, get the dynamite. And could you also bring me a regular coffee and a toasted corn muffin?
What's up Tiger Lily? It's better!
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