Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV theme)

But anyone interesting is coming to Hollywood. You mean... Besides you. Exevia or Hollander's new movie, Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood. Can you make it in Hollywood? The wanders booked to be a black month movie. Hear me?

Give me the rights to this book. You get me this girl. Get me Exevia or Hollander. How do you make movies? You make movies with money. They... You have to drag me out of here.

They just like us. The money comes easy to the girls of Xaviera Hollander. Wow, tonight will be the most memorable night of your life. Come and get your fancy fancy. Don't say a word, my love.

Y'all. They're more beautiful than ever. Someone get some champagne. We're all gonna make a movie. Starring Martin Bezwick, Adam West, Phil Silvers, Richard Deacon, R.B. Archer. The following feature is one of the most violent films ever made.

There are at least two dozen scenes of barbaric closures and sadistic cruelty, graphical sharing.