Frank Zappa (radio spot)

Hi kids, seriously now. This is your friends. The mothers have been ventured. We're all here. I'm the only one that's going to talk, but they're all here in this studio. You can trust me. They're all hiding around in here.

You can imagine them. They're all hairy and everything, hiding behind the music stands on the microphones and having Mary fun. And we're here to help you. What we want to do is we want to make you buy our records.

And we got a couple of hot little items for you. of them's call freak out and then our new album which is called absolutely free yeah ugly medium listen to the mothers of invention in the privacy of your own home on for records hi to mothers of invention perform one concert only in the l.a. area the path of the

nacific auditorium saturday the ninth eight thirty p.m. tickets available to box office and mutual agencies added attraction to buckling guys that don't think your message will reach Many people over such an ugly medium.