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Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter (trailer)

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Century and Central Europe, a black terror swept across the face of the land. The curse of Vampirism, which had been a half forgotten memory for hundreds of years, returned with a fury that struck unholy fear into the hearts of every man, woman and child.

One man dared to make a stand against this evil epidemic. One man dared to hurt a challenge of cold steel against the terror of the undead. He was Captain Cronos, vampire hunter. It is commonly supposed to vampire attacks in only one way.

By biting the nick and draining the victim of blood. The girls we spoke of. They were not trained of blood. But of youth. Of life itself. You see, he's been bitten on the mouth. God's sake, I survived the vampire's bite of key.

He is not the man you are. I'm doomed. I'm so. I'll never end in two minutes. Her life will be yours. Yours. Her youth will pounce through your veins, my darling. Replenishing, restoring. Take her.

Not your service, sir. To the death. You bleed my lord. This is God's blade for your blood.

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